work unfriendly post
so my brother's a thief. maybe it's because of the friends he hangs out with, but i always thought they were thieves because of him. a 'he started it' deal.
so, some people have porn. i don't know.
but it's funny when a conversation gets started over at my brother's house between his friends about where's their porno and who took it last. oh the names of these dvds that the boys banter about.
tall guy: hey chad's brother, where the hell is my dark haired, dirty divas dvd. no, you had it last.
bro: no i didn't. maybe adolescent mustache stole it.
a.m.: yeah, and where's my 16 year old devil girls?
other guy as he's leaving: you just better have my up the butt one next time i come over here.
bro: you took that one last time. it was in the cd case with a meeting in the ladies room.
fuck you
* no fictional dvd names were used in this post
so, some people have porn. i don't know.
but it's funny when a conversation gets started over at my brother's house between his friends about where's their porno and who took it last. oh the names of these dvds that the boys banter about.
tall guy: hey chad's brother, where the hell is my dark haired, dirty divas dvd. no, you had it last.
bro: no i didn't. maybe adolescent mustache stole it.
a.m.: yeah, and where's my 16 year old devil girls?
other guy as he's leaving: you just better have my up the butt one next time i come over here.
bro: you took that one last time. it was in the cd case with a meeting in the ladies room.
fuck you
* no fictional dvd names were used in this post
on a whim, chad was marco @ 11:21 AM
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At 8:16 AM,
ClickNathan said…
I usually go for "Mexican cock fights gone awry" or another really good one is "Meeting in the Convection Oven"
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