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my creativity seems to be going to uh, hmm, shit? hmm, well i guess that was creative. and that's about my limit for today. to prove it, my last bit of creative inspiration was to change the word 'about' from the last sentence to 'a boot' and make everyone start reading this post in a canadian accent. a canadian accent!!? what's my mind coming to?

hmm, if i only had a pretense to pull me along