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let me tell you something you didn't know about hooking readers with your opening sentence.
heheh.
so i got drunk at this wedding in harrisburg. and the night before that, and the night before that and the night before that. which sucks today but not that badly. it was good that i'd gone 13 days without drinking before that. that must be my longest streak since i turned 21. you know you're addicted in some way when you count the days you don't use, as it were.
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here's how i imagine it'd go if i were thrust on stage to wing some comedic stand-up:
what's up with tornados? what, they're like the same shape as whirlpools but they suck things up instead of down. (mild interest) i mean, what, they throw things around, what, strong case of storm cell clash. (blank stares) (i laugh nervously in attempts to encourage the audience) i saw this man wearing a dress the other day. (i laugh) no, just kidding.
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heheh.
so i got drunk at this wedding in harrisburg. and the night before that, and the night before that and the night before that. which sucks today but not that badly. it was good that i'd gone 13 days without drinking before that. that must be my longest streak since i turned 21. you know you're addicted in some way when you count the days you don't use, as it were.
end subject.
here's how i imagine it'd go if i were thrust on stage to wing some comedic stand-up:
what's up with tornados? what, they're like the same shape as whirlpools but they suck things up instead of down. (mild interest) i mean, what, they throw things around, what, strong case of storm cell clash. (blank stares) (i laugh nervously in attempts to encourage the audience) i saw this man wearing a dress the other day. (i laugh) no, just kidding.
end subject.
on a whim, chad was marco @ 6:05 PM
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