gross spider episode

another themus familiarus. or whatever.

driving down the road, hands on the steering wheel, foot on the gas pedal, eyes straight ahead, when, in the lower right corner of my visual spectrum emerges, rather, worms, as if an alien from out of the stomach of a woman from the movie Alien, this gross black spider who, by the way he tumbled out, over and back into the heating/cooling vents, must have just defrosted from a frozen near-death - like a fly that flutters back to life from out of a cruelly conceived icecube torture tray that i hear the kids have done. so after a bit of mental vomiting i realize that i'm in a lot of trouble. too timid to look closely, yet too timid to keep from glancing over to where that wretched creature had wrecked my proverbial shit, i'm lucky i didn't end up like some person that crashed his car off the road