Digest

so me, being my favorite comedian (or maybe tied with nathan), just picked up, to eat, this half of a hoagie* my mother turned over to me this morning. well, as it approaches my mouth my eyes see it and my mind rejects it thinking, 'eww, i didn't know it had gross mayonaise on it.' but then, to the hilarity of me i re-realize that, 'oh, wait, i like mayonaise now,' and i commence biting.

*or sub, which just didn't alliterate